Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker Is a Computer Hacker
via my good programmer~friend Marcia Murphy
- You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for
- He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes 3
- When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex
- Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down
- Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work
- Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the
movie "The Net"
- Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments
- His video dating profile lists "public-key
encryption" among turn-ons
- For his welcome voice on AOL, you hear, "Good
Morning, Mr. President"
and the Number 1 Sign Your Co-worker Is a Computer Hacker...
- You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa