via the hilarious and talented Rik Brooks
An artist, a lawyer, and a computer technician are discussing the merits of a mistress.
The artist tells of the excitement, the passion, and the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered.
The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce, bankruptcy. Not worth it... too many problems he says.
The computer technician says, "It's the best thing that's ever happened to me. My wife thinks I'm with my mistress. My mistress thinks I'm home with my wife... And so I can spend all night on the computer!"